You're Gonna Go Far, Kid.

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you know, anything you want

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it took 15 minutes to compose myself enough to reblog this you don’t understand

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tennanttardisgirl:

DYING.

I stumbled across this song - it’s a bonus track on the Much Ado About Nothing soundtrack. It’s bloody hilarious.

Lyrics:

[spoken]
Catherine: How long is this gonna take?
David: Here we go!
Catherine: Don’t make me do this.
David: Oh, you’re gonna love it!

[sung]
David: We’re like a branch and its vine
Catherine: Like a drunk and his wine
David: Like the leaves and the breeze
Catherine: Fatty food and disease
David: And like a sheep and a lamb
Catherine: Like a pig and a ham
David: We go together —

[spoken]
Catherine: Can I go now? …can I just…?

[sung]
David: Just like Shakespeare and verse
Catherine: Like a corpse and a hearse
David: Like a song and a dance
Catherine: Like the English and France
David: Like a Persian and rugs
Catherine: Like a headache and drugs
Both: We go together, you and I
David: We go together like the news and the weather
We fit like hand in glove
Catherine: For now and forever
David: Just like birds of a feather
We fly so high above
We stick together like the earth and the sun
Catherine: Like a dentist and fun
David: We go like honey and bees
Catherine: Like a mold on a cheese
David: And like a bird and its nest
Catherine: Like a clown and depressed
Both: We go together, you and I

[spoken]
David: Wait for it, wait for it!
[horn solo. At the end David stops and gasps for breath]
Catherine: *What* was THAT?!
David: That was me playing with my old horn!
Catherine: Oh. Shouldn’t you wait ‘til I’ve gone?
David: Ah, feels so good to hold it again!
Catherine: Well, you’ve not had it out in ages!
David: D’you want a go with it?
Catherine: I’m not putting that in my mouth!

[sung]
Catherine: We go together and we know that whatever
We’re stuck like nails and glue
David: There’s nothing can sever
Such a well-made endeavour as me —
Catherine: — And me
David: — And you
Catherine: I guess it’s true
We’re like a yawn and a dream
David: Like a cherry on cream
Catherine: Like the wind and a kite
David: Now you’ve got it, all right!
Catherine: We’re like a parent and child!
David: Like a — sorry, what?!
Catherine: We go together, you and I
David: You and me
Catherine: We go together, me and you
David: That’s right, we do!
Both: We go together… you and I!

[spoken]
David: Ah! See, I told you you’d enjoy yourself!
Catherine: Yeah! …It’s smaller than I thought, though.
David: …Are you still talking about my horn?
Catherine: Yup.

source for lyrics

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girlwholivedd:

This. This NEEDS to be the actual intro. It’s so brilliantly well-done. It brought tears to my eyes.

OH MY GOD

this is just so beautiful, my god.

reblog again and again this is the best thing out there   harry potter is my life without it i have nothing :o  its true my life is over

FKUYTEKCFHJFHKHGKVRYTLIKNKGHEKNBKSYKFKREGUBNKEHGJKDSHGLINDGLUNYLEVGUKESYLNIVH 

someone hold me

SOMEONE HOLD ME PLEASE

PLEASE LANG

I NEED AIR

Oh my god. I’m shaking.

OHMYFRICKENMERLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This…this is perfection! Omg, the tears…

I’M DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WHO THE HELL MADE THE TEXT POST A GIF

Wut

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if you hONESTLY THINK GIRLS SHOULD WORRY ABOUT HAVING A GAP BETWEEN THEIR THIGHS THEN YOU’RE THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT GAPS, LIKE THE ONE BETWEEN YOUR EARS WHERE YOUR BRAIN SHOULD BE YOU IDIOTIC FUCKING ASSHOLE

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i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
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